Let's talk about cinema a little and concentrate our view on the unproved term, "Rock & Roll Movies". So, what's a rock n' roll movie? Were Elvis movies for example "Rock & Roll"?
- Surely NO! Maybe some of them got a little rockin' but absolutely no rollin'.
OK, were movies like "Tommy" by the Who, any rock & roll?
- Fuck no again! At this point the Who were no rock n' roll at all in their records, so don't ask to were rock n' roll on a movie!
I'm sure every visitor in this space may add a rock n' roll movie that he like, but I'm not sure if are "rock n' roll" at name only or at heart too. To not bore you more with all these stupid things, for me at least there's ONLY ONE TRUE ROCK & ROLL MOVIE in the half a century of our favorite's music existence..."THE WILD ZERO"...period.
There's this guy named Ace. A cool dude cause as you can see clearly on the opening scene, in his room are hanged posters by the Ramones and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. He's preparing his self to go on a concert. Not any concert though. A Guitar Wolf concert. On his way to the gig, space aliens invade planet Earth (go figure!) and the from this very moment the ACTION starts and never stops! If there's someone can help our hero, that are of course the "Jet Rock N Roll" motherfuckers, Guitar Wolf!
What's next are Tarantino's jealousy on a cool script and twist! Crazy Rock & Roll managers in super-tight shorts, shemales, naked women shooting all over the place and blood thursting zombies ready to destroy what's on this planet! You can find also lotsa guns, lotsa bikes and muscle cars, tons of loud ass rock n roll music and the highlight of them all, laser guitar picks! Fuckin' Wow, huh?
Important as the D chord of the Link Wray's "Rumble"! No Shit!
Rating: Are you kidding me? 10/10
Directed by : Tetsuro Takeuchi
Awarded on Philadelphia's Film Festival as "Audience Award on Best Horror Film"
Runtime : 98 minutes
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